WHICH CLUB SHOULD YOU SUPPORT? Do not choose. Choosing is how people end up supporting the wrong team for 60 years.
The Hat will put 12 questions to you: beauty or silverware, underdog or Death Star, local or tourist, and your honest feelings about violence. It will then allocate you one of the 20 clubs of the 2026/27 Premier League. All 20 are possible. Some are rare.
THE HAT'S DECISION IS FINAL. COMPLAINTS: PAGE 404.
*** ALLOCATION COMPLETE *** YOU ARE: